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Hesh
 Post subject: Guitar QC Guy.....
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:04 pm 
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Who wants this guy as a client?



What's amazing to me is the old expression that you are dumb when you make a mistake and you are stupid when you make the same mistake twice..... What's this guy? :? :D
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DannyV
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I think he would be from the shallow end of the gene pool. [headinwall] Hurts [headinwall] still hurts [headinwall] hurts more.
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Guitar a tad over built and the young fellow a tad under smart.....!!!
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Uh let's see, there's dumb, stupid, and then uh, oh yeah, IDIOT!!!

That must be one of those $69 China built Walmart specials! duh

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Must be a beer bash...
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Bill Hodge wrote:
Uh let's see, there's dumb, stupid, and then uh, oh yeah, IDIOT!!!

That must be one of those $69 China built Walmart specials! duh


Wal-Martin!
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Bill Hodge
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Terry Stowell wrote:
Wal-Martin!


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I don't know, use the worst wood, don't thin it, use 3/8" braces and let him have at it. wouldn't have to worry about bridge location, intonation or anything.

This guy is a real moron. Gotta wonder how long he's gonna be around. Wonder if he's got a drivers license? wow7-eyes

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Let's review what we know about Plywood.... Shall we students?

Hmmm....

Alternating layers of wood with grain oriented 90* off...

Key attribute:
Resists cracking at almost all costs....

What else do we know about Cheap guitar plywood Class?

It's thick and heavy....

Results "Ow, My head!"
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Fred Tellier
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Now that's some serious head banger music, if he has a real guitar he would have done it with one bash and probably have a back brace stuck in his forehead or eye socket.

I like the Wal-Martin thing I will remember that when describing a bad guitar.

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Terry wins the phrase of the year award with that one

Wal-Martin! Brilliant! laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe

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westca wrote:
Guitar a tad over built and the young fellow a tad under smart.....!!!
Tom


just a tad. and a tad filled with epoxy. i bet its all laminate haha
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That boy is the anti-luth.

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Deep in the dark depths of Pennsyl-tucky .... where your Dad drives you to school .. cause you're in the SAME grade ....

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Bill Hodge
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TonyKarol wrote:
Deep in the dark depths of Pennsyl-tucky .... where your Dad drives you to school .. cause you're in the SAME grade ....

laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe laughing6-hehe

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Shucks, y`all,
Iffun he was a real man, he`da dun it with mah solidbody `lectric.
Then it`d be Gibsum Drain Bamage!
I`d make one for his dad, too. (mainly for raising a young`un with that frame of mind).
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funny thing is he cares more about the mailbox than his head. he hit it softer than he hit his head. I guess he values his mail more idunno

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...can't wait to pay his health care bill in the near future.
- unless -
Next stunt: breaking a windshield with head after stopping abruptly due to driving off a bridge.

I predict it will only take one blow to break and the youtube video will be much shorter.

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Don A
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It is really easy to explain.....he's the drummer laughing6-hehe

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Corky Long
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Who's up for sending him a few banjos?? Kill two birds with one stone.. laughing6-hehe

The other option is to send him a nice custom job with a laminated back of something nice, like three layers of oak or dogwood - say about 200 thou thick in total. Let him try to break that with his head....
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Darryl Young
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Yeah, I'd like the chance to build a guitar "just for him"........ bliss Eat Drink

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Randolph
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Well if he wasn't stupid before, he sure is now!! That's TBI material. duh
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