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thread fail, wrong post, epic dang. sorry.

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There is so much potential here for saving the thread. It does not have to be a failure. Come on man! Don't give up on this thread!!

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I've been in your shoes before Miguel, but Tony's right! There's still so much to talk about!


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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.


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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and shorten my tongue. Less wagging that way.

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Todd Stock wrote:
Look...this is totally salvageable...go with the tried and true...

- Hot hide glue...ointment of Darkness or balm of angels (counter 'no religious discussion' with sports reference...

- Lacey Act...report that - in another stunning turn of events - absolutely no change. Sure to draw infrequently seen folks out of woodwork ( and yes, a thanks IS appropriate...)

- Decry 'no content, merely humorous' posts and note that other fora are satire, parody, (intentional) irony, and sexually transmitted disease-free.

- Lutz spruce naming conventions (e.g., "Is Wookie Dandruff Golden Shower Unicorn Droppings lutz super good, because I heard it was. And no - I am not a compensated shill").

- Best book for beginning builder. Always fun. Note that you think fuzzy B&W photos are way better than full color with supporting diagrams.

- Comment on attending Passive/Aggressive Luthiery Exhibit....complain bitterly about not being invited to exhibit...delete post after first page of comments.

See? Totally salvageable.


Todd, you forgot moon wood, tonewood for electrics and the 24th fret being right in the "sweet spot"


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and the 24th fret being right in the "sweet spot"


ok i think i finally have a solution for this: a pickup with a "rail" style polepiece, so the pickup can a)be placed directly under the 24th fret sweet spot and b)the rail is an actual fret that can be fretted and wanked upon. patent already pending, so forget about it guys


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Yeah, well I'm gonna make a whole fretboard pickup so it'll be in the perfect spot to get every note at its ultimate sweetest all the time, and it's gonna be capped with petrified, fungally infused spruce from middle Europe, harvested during a harmonic convergence at the height of the renaissance in the 17th century. It will be the most amazing instrument ever made, able to make even the biggest neophyte play instantly like Roy Buchanan


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Happy goat is happy because the thread has been saved!
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Don't tell him he might become the glue that holds the best guitars together.

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I guess a happy goat is better than the cranky, old, whining goats we have to suffer through upon occasion.

Don't eat paste.

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ah.... folks, you´re too generous!

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I guess a happy goat is better than the cranky, old, whining goats we have to suffer through upon occasion.

Don't eat paste.


Happy goat is always good. And he eats paste.

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I maybe off topic here, But, the goat's digestive system is similar to that of other ruminants, such as cattle and sheep, who are "grazers" and eat grass, goats are more related to deer, who are "browsers". Didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea! laughing6-hehe Clinton


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I've felt for the longest time my posts have been missing something. I've thought long and hard about this but to no avail. Then I noticed some great posts by others. A light came on!
If I truly wanted to post with the best of them I would have to include a verse at the end.

Something like
“RAREBIT, n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that _riz-de-veau a la financiere_ is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.”

or maybe
“Happy goat is always good. And he eats paste”

Then it came to me.
"Fat and skinny got in a race
Up and down the pillow case
Fat fell down and broke his face
And Skinny won the race"

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the fat man will win."

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Jethro might be right

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If Darwin was right then natural selection should resu

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Scrolling down this post, I was getting very disappointed. But, finally, there it was. THE pic I was longing to see !!!
Happy Goat !!! Sorry I doubted you Tony.

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Tony_in_NYC wrote:
Stuart Gort wrote:
I guess a happy goat is better than the cranky, old, whining goats we have to suffer through upon occasion.

Don't eat paste.


Happy goat is always good. And he eats paste.


My username is finally relevant to a discussion, and I have nothing to say.

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I think natural selection took Stuart out mid-sentence. dang you Darwin!



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I think you are right John. Knowing Stuart I'm sure he was selected to carry on into the new age. Way to go [clap] [clap] [clap]

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If Darwin was right then natural selection should resu



NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

It wasn't natural selection. I recognize the work of a criminal mastermind when I see it. It was:
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And here is Khan. All smug because he killed Stuart. Khan is a jerk.
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letseatpaste wrote:
Tony_in_NYC wrote:
Stuart Gort wrote:
I guess a happy goat is better than the cranky, old, whining goats we have to suffer through upon occasion.

Don't eat paste.


Happy goat is always good. And he eats paste.


My username is finally relevant to a discussion, and I have nothing to say.



Don't worry. In this case, because of your username, which makes me laugh every time I see it, just showing up was good enough.
I wish this was your avatar:
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Dang Khan, hate that guy.


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Dang Khan, hate that guy.

Probably not as much as Stuart!

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