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Hey Simon, sounds like my place. So the lawnmower refuses to run after taking the winter off. My wife suggests that I ought to fix it and cut the grass now that spring is in full vigor. Mulling it over, I did what I believe any of you here would have done.... work on my guitars in the shop. When I came out, she's sitting cross-legged in the middle of the yard cutting the grass with a small pair of scissors. I walked into the house without saying a word. I came out and dropped a tooth brush on the ground next to her and said "Don't forget to sweep the driveway".

And that's how the fight started.

When I was a kid I used to shoot my BB gun at everything. My Mom would say "You're not going to be happy until you put someones eye out with that BB gun!!!!"

Fortunately, I never put anyones eye out with it.........but in her defense, I've never really been happy

When I was about 4 years old I had to go to the doctor for a check up. My mother must not have gotten the laundry done or something because she made me wear my sisters yellow frilly panties. The were kind of fuzzy with white lace and such. I would have been proud of them had I not been a BOY (thanks mom). Well I get to the doctor and everything is going fine until he decides I need to have x-rays on something. I forget why or what, but the material point here is that they were FULL BODY X-RAYS. So I had to strip down to nothing but my underwear...er...panties and lay on a table for x-rays. So there I am naked except my sisters lace panties exposed for a doctor and couple nurses to see. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life!

Was the above post on topic? Eh whatever. Nothing like a John Mayes cross-dressing story to add some much needed brevity eh?

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Hey Simon, sounds like my place. So the lawnmower refuses to run after taking the winter off. My wife suggests that I ought to fix it and cut the grass now that spring is in full vigor. Mulling it over, I did what I believe any of you here would have done.... work on my guitars in the shop. When I came out, she's sitting cross-legged in the middle of the yard cutting the grass with a small pair of scissors. I walked into the house without saying a word. I came out and dropped a tooth brush on the ground next to her and said "Don't forget to sweep the driveway".

And that's how the fight started.