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Author:  the Padma [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  HITS
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HITS!*

Thats right dude! HITS!

Its HITS that keeps all them sponsors flying their logos and links
at the top of this very OFL page you be reading.

HITS = $

Hits! Not "peace and harmony, spirit of cooperation, camaraderie,
high-grade communication, and nurturing of wood be, wanna be loofers" that you would like to think OFL is all about.
Cuz it ain't ...stick around for a few years and find out.
HITS! dude HITS! Its all about hits.

Sponsors show their appreciation for hits.

HITS = $

No Hits and Lance don't eat...and him gots girls to feed and oats cost money.

See is very simple....
Sponsors show their appreciation for hits. Me ain't bought a top, or a set, or banding or bracing in over 10 years. Got enough high grade tops last me the rest of me life...all free from dealers, wood hauwkers who took it into their hearts to show their appreciation for my umm...contribution to the craft, ya right...me build threads have high hits and me occasional drop a name here or there and well them sponsours love that which = hits which = free wood for duh ?adma.( not that me needs any more what with all the gazillion spruce, fir, larch, cedar trees growing all around me)

Wake up, smell the coffee.

The more hits, the more bucks the sponsors lay down on Lances head. Simple eh. Who wood a
thunk that!

As a satirical humorist writer on looferizeming, my threads (hits)are one of the highest at OFL.

Controversial, oh ya. Rough around the edges...yup. Outspoken...no bout adout it. Informative, educational, inspiring with lots eye candy and wood porn, ya sure... how many gigs of testimonials you wanna to read? Is truly my pleasure.

But unfortunately, thems ain't the only types of post that draw big hits...nope!

The biggest hit drawing threads are the
mean, nasty, vicious, at your throat, trolling, sarcastic, know it all put down, but all in humour of course, type threads. Yup, thems the really big drawers of hits...and remember sponsours like to see hits...good or bad type threads, no matter...its hits that convert to $ and everything seems to run on the amt. $ in the cash register at the end of the day for Lance to buy more oats to feed his daughters horses. (You didn't really think him feeds his daughters oats did ya.) laughing6-hehe

Sad thing is some writers (no names) specialize in that negative approach to drawing hits.

So to all you flower power, peace and love "why cant we all just get along on dis here form" ... me wish we could...non the less.... "If it bleeds, it leads"

Which reminds me, ...Yo, Lance, weres me check for this months cut of the action? laughing6-hehe


blessings
duh ?adma


* Hits ~ amount of views a site gets.



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Author:  Colin North [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
And your point is ?
Author:  the Padma [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Colin North wrote:
And your point is ?


Colin me friend,

ya gotta read the fine print between the lines to get the point of the fact that some things are pointless.

Oh and thank you for another hit. laughing6-hehe
Author:  Chris Pile [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
HIT ME, BABY!
Author:  the Padma [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:07 am ]
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Chris Pile wrote:
HIT ME, BABY!



Sorry Chris...me a turn the other cheeky kind a guy. laughing6-hehe
Author:  Spyder [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Hey Padma, if I reply to this three times (3 hits) will you repay the kindness in the form of one of your spare sets? I promise to do something nice with it!
Author:  theguitarwhisperer [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:31 am ]
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Yes. Arguing with Stock serves a higher Purpose!
Author:  the Padma [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:12 am ]
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Spyder wrote:
Hey Padma, if I reply to this three times (3 hits) will you repay the kindness in the form of one of your spare sets? I promise to do something nice with it!


Well Spyder

me no gotts any 32 x 4 sets...sorry.

And no, you ain't gonna get non of me arch top billets. (Me don't build flat tops)

However in the spring, when me breaking out stock, me keep you in mind.

Also bear in mind that just the shipping alone from Canada is gonna be more expensive than getting two dulcimer sets from Stu Mack attack guys delivered right to your door.


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Author:  the Padma [ Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
theguitarwhisperer wrote:
Yes. Arguing with Stock serves a higher Purpose!



Arguing with Stock?

You kidding me.

That would be a waist of time...and well, me waisted enough already. laughing6-hehe
Author:  Tony_in_NYC [ Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Filippo Morelli wrote:
This Thread = Internet Gold.

Filippo


Internet goat? Ask and you shall receive!
Image

Oh...I misread your post Filippo, but Todd did ask for a goat. Not in this thread, but he asked.
Author:  John Sonksen [ Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:53 am ]
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Internet goat is just straight eating threads, he don't live by no rules
Author:  the Padma [ Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:39 pm ]
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Todd Stock wrote:

Sir, can you step off the child's tricycle, please?...now, do you have any form of ID? Sir...please...I did not need to see that. Now can you touch the tip of your nose? OK...do you know where you are, sir?



...lets see here, dressed in a kilt, flashing a Shirley Temple badge, terrorizing a senior with arrest and confiscation of his walking stroller...Oh boy... remanded, Bel-view... 30 days in custody with no internet access. Next case.
Author:  theguitarwhisperer [ Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
You get your itinerary yet?
Author:  nyazzip [ Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Quote:
No Hits and Lance don't eat...and him gots girls to feed and oats cost money.


....so why not pony up with your eleven or twelve bucks and become a contributing member, if you are tripping about the economic viability of the OLF...?
Author:  Shaw [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Yeah Padma why don't you contribute so you can get the little contributing member tag and then you can get all snobbish on us being a contributing member and all?
Author:  the Padma [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
@ nyazzip and Shaw

Contribute? CONTRIBUTE?

Go straighten you Heads out dudes. When your build threads (still waiting to see them) start to ever come close to reachen the number of hits mine do, and when Lance starts to cut me my check for increasing his hit points with advertizers and for all of me junk him be floggin off on dis here web site well then maybe. bliss

Untill then I, me duh Padma accords you your privilage to make a donation on my behalf. laughing6-hehe

Now if ether of you have any questions regarding my builds or views of loofering ...please feel to ask. Regarding what me choose to contributs to dis here forum or how duh Padma handles him financial affairs...
shut up and mind your own buisness. pfft


However...
blessings non the less.
duh ?adma
Author:  the Padma [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Yo, Flipo....

what you rather have...me outrageous build threads with carvings that make you cream your dream or me throwing some bucks at Lance....
One or the other!
Come on dude...choose here, and now.
Right!
Me thought so.
Author:  Stuart Gort [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Hits are nothing... sales are everything.

No sales = no advertiser.
Author:  theguitarwhisperer [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Yes, but research shows that a certain percentage of hits turn over into sales, so the more hits, the more likely an ad is to generate sales.
A website with lots hits, or a forum with lots of membersis more attractive to advertisers.
Author:  Colin North [ Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Shaw wrote:
Yeah Padma why don't you contribute so you can get the little contributing member tag and then you can get all snobbish on us being a contributing member and all?

If you've got a problem with the Padma, may I suggest you don't drag classified members/contributors into it.
Author:  Shaw [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Filippo Morelli wrote:
Good call, Michael. But Padma be wary of people that don't follow their own advice. laughing6-hehe

Filippo

Actually I do subscribe to the classified section and have done so many times over the years. So that makes me a contributing member right? laughing6-hehe
Author:  Shaw [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Colin North wrote:
Shaw wrote:
Yeah Padma why don't you contribute so you can get the little contributing member tag and then you can get all snobbish on us being a contributing member and all?

If you've got a problem with the Padma, may I suggest you don't drag classified members/contributors into it.

Actually I have no problem at all with the Padma and enjoy his post and work. My post was a joke in response to nyaazip post that I guess went over everyone's head including Padma. I made this joke since some people think that have the right to look down on others who don't contribute financially. So lighten up everyone!.
Author:  theguitarwhisperer [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Shaw wrote:
...... So lighten up everyone!.


Actually, I have lost over 40 pounds recently, eating organic soup.

I'm less hungry as well, seems when you're getting all your vitamins and minerals, the receptors in your blood vessels and various organs don't send hunger signals to your brain.
Author:  Shaw [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
I have been thinking of going organic myself.
Author:  the Padma [ Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HITS
Colin North wrote:
If you've got a problem with the Padma, may I suggest you don't drag classified members/contributors into it.



Ummm Colin,

Ya .... me gotts this here little problem with duh ?adma and well me don't know what to do about it. laughing6-hehe
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