so then ya read this
http://www.genetics.org/cgi/content/full/171/4/1951
and this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_mtDNA_transmission
and ya figgers it out
-Paddy he was in his garden tendin his morrels when the Tone Fearie stopped by after work for a little rest(it kan be emotianly exaustin inspiring and being reinspired by those who listen for the song within the trees).- Paddy was servin up dinner(sauted morels , watercress on walnut bread (Yum!)). then some of his other mischivious buddies (Coyote and Wispering Spiders) could not resist a bite and conversation whith another magical creature such as he.. well to make a long story short- slightly overseverd the fermented honeysuckle dew and applejack while all were listenig to the wispering spiders discuss truths-not-yet(their favorite thing to do; why else would they be called the weavers of fate). A slightly drunken idea was developed within the mostly male collective consciousness ...(actually the females in attendance where of the playful devious type and it could have been they thought it would be a hoot to trick them into thinking it was a male idea).
-Paddy and his buds had a grand ole time deciding to induce parental leakage through mitochondrial genome recombination in order to produce slightly more male-unique voice for those who listen for the song whithin trees to find.Now I know this is a little had to follow for some that have just begun listening for the voices
but it x-plains why they still talk about
-Paddy passin out an bein' stiffed full o little blue pills, sent neck id back in time ,(sorry but that the only way they do it, if I understand correctly). Only recently being allowed back after finishing his job of handing more of those little blue pills among the home of the Red Spruce
