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Author: | the Padma [ Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
. This just came across the BSN News Flash The Canadian Federal and Provincial Ministries of the Environment have both requested the RCMP to look into allegations that certain loggers and suppliers of spruce trees from the Terrace regions of British Columbia have been spiking the trees with Viagra before logging to increase the woods stiffness for the building of stringed musical instruments. The implications that "drugged" and genetically manipulated hybrid trees are being used in the production of guitars and violins has shaken the stringed musical instrument market to the core. "No wonder the Keith Richards and Jimmy Hendricks were so good," says luthier Iusa Jigs, "they were in harmony with the wood in their guitars" American Lobbyists are eagerly awaiting the RCMP findings but rumblings of unfair trade practices have already been heard in Washington claiming the importing of "genetically altered hybrid, drugged up trees" from British Columbia have been hurting the Adirondack Spruce tone wood market of eastern USA and must be stopped all costs" It has been claimed that spruce tone wood from this area is the stiffest in the world. As of yet guitar Manufactures like Martin, Gibson and Fender have failed to return our calls. http://www.bear-scat-news.com Shane...can you perhaps shed some light on these allegations of "drugged up trees" from B.C.? blessings ![]() Padma |
Author: | alan stassforth [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
hmmmmm. spruce neck on an electric? would i need a truss rod? |
Author: | JohnAbercrombie [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
alan stassforth wrote: would i need a truss rod? Best to talk this over with your physician, I think! ![]() |
Author: | Haans [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Pharm out ![]() |
Author: | WudWerkr [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:28 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
I wonder if the wood is stiffer in the morning than any other time of day ? ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Stuart Gort [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
...but if the neck stays straight for over four years is that good? or should I call an arborist? ...sorry |
Author: | bluescreek [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:47 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
does this change the meaning of hard woods? |
Author: | wbergman [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
You can get four hour sustain. |
Author: | JohnAbercrombie [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:19 pm ] |
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Author: | Terry Stowell [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
seems to me a little deflection testing would put this overzealous marketing to bed. Anyone have any input. I'm SURE someone must have put this to the test. ![]() |
Author: | Tom West [ Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Does anyone see Alice...??? |
Author: | Mike OMelia [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
westca wrote: Does anyone see Alice...??? You see, I bet I am the only one who got that. I have said for the longest time that Cialis came up with their name based on the song White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane (of course, you have to sub "see" for "ask") One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask [see] Alice When she's ten feet tall Man, this thread is diverging! Padma started it though... |
Author: | the Padma [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Mike O'Melia wrote: westca wrote: Does anyone see Alice...??? You see, I bet I am the only one who got that. I have said for the longest time that Cialis came up with their name based on the song White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane (of course, you have to sub "see" for "ask") One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask [see] Alice When she's ten feet tall Man, this thread is diverging! Padma started it though... Das right, me started the thread, but refuse to be held responsible or even fingered out for all of your insanities, unless of course it is a collective insanity shared by the universal subconsciousness of our beings. (Pm me for translation) Anyways, other than severing up mushrooms, I hear Alice opted out of the restaurant business after hooking up with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. No matter, you can still get anything you and, I mean this is America right? blessings ![]() |
Author: | Haans [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
...except affordable health care... |
Author: | the Padma [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Haans wrote: ...except affordable health care... Consistent with every other major industrialized country (except the U.S.), government health care in Mexico is universal as is in Canada and France. (France has possessions in North America and as such France, Canada, USA and Mexico are considere the 4 countries of North America so twist that up in your pipe and some it dudes) So by a majority of 3 to 1, American have health care, although it seams that US Americans do not...Oh well. Is sad that the United States don't gotts no affordable health care. I thought that was part of Obamas campaign BS. Blessings ![]() |
Author: | Mike OMelia [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Now how did this thread take this turn? Yeesh |
Author: | the Padma [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Mike O'Melia wrote: Now how did this thread take this turn? Yeesh Well thats simple...me brain don't understand linear thinking...but then me don't understand much else for that matter. Ps, me got a great deal on them blue pills if anybody interested. blessings ![]() |
Author: | Stuart Gort [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Mike O'Melia wrote: Now how did this thread take this turn? The Padma lost focus. |
Author: | alan stassforth [ Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
i'm thinkin' spruce neck here. oh wait, i build weiss only, never mind, a hollow neck da best. anyone tried it? spruce neck? they make boat masts out of it, cuz it's flexible, and stong. maybe i use it on da next squareneck project. |
Author: | Tom West [ Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Mike: Thought that was going to slip by,guess there are a few people awake. |
Author: | SteveSmith [ Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Mike O'Melia wrote: Now how did this thread take this turn? Yeesh Never too early to head out into the weeds. |
Author: | the Padma [ Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:51 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Drugged up Trees and tone wood from B.C. Canada |
Zlurgh wrote: Mike O'Melia wrote: Now how did this thread take this turn? The Padma lost focus. Lost focus, never! Segway most definably. But then me came of age in the 60's what can I say. blessings ![]() |
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