Who wants this guy as a client?
What's amazing to me is the old expression that you are dumb when you make a mistake and you are stupid when you make the same mistake twice..... What's this guy?
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| Author: | Hesh [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:04 pm ] |
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Who wants this guy as a client? What's amazing to me is the old expression that you are dumb when you make a mistake and you are stupid when you make the same mistake twice..... What's this guy?
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| Author: | DannyV [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:26 pm ] |
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I think he would be from the shallow end of the gene pool. ![[headinwall]](./images/smilies/headbangwalluf8.gif "Mad") Hurts still hurts hurts more.
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| Author: | Tom West [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:20 pm ] |
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Guitar a tad over built and the young fellow a tad under smart.....!!! Tom |
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| Author: | Bill Hodge [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:36 pm ] |
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Uh let's see, there's dumb, stupid, and then uh, oh yeah, IDIOT!!! That must be one of those $69 China built Walmart specials! 
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| Author: | Haans [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:04 pm ] |
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Must be a beer bash... |
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| Author: | Terry Stowell [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:21 pm ] |
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Bill Hodge wrote: Uh let's see, there's dumb, stupid, and then uh, oh yeah, IDIOT!!! That must be one of those $69 China built Walmart specials! Wal-Martin! |
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| Author: | Bill Hodge [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:24 pm ] |
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Terry Stowell wrote: Wal-Martin! 
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| Author: | SteveSmith [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:24 pm ] |
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I don't know, use the worst wood, don't thin it, use 3/8" braces and let him have at it. wouldn't have to worry about bridge location, intonation or anything. This guy is a real moron. Gotta wonder how long he's gonna be around. Wonder if he's got a drivers license? 
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| Author: | truckjohn [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:01 pm ] |
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Let's review what we know about Plywood.... Shall we students? Hmmm.... Alternating layers of wood with grain oriented 90* off... Key attribute: Resists cracking at almost all costs.... What else do we know about Cheap guitar plywood Class? It's thick and heavy.... Results "Ow, My head!" |
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| Author: | Fred Tellier [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:11 pm ] |
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Now that's some serious head banger music, if he has a real guitar he would have done it with one bash and probably have a back brace stuck in his forehead or eye socket. I like the Wal-Martin thing I will remember that when describing a bad guitar. Fred |
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| Author: | Rod True [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:37 pm ] |
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Terry wins the phrase of the year award with that one Wal-Martin! Brilliant!
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| Author: | P@uL [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:18 pm ] |
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westca wrote: Guitar a tad over built and the young fellow a tad under smart.....!!! Tom just a tad. and a tad filled with epoxy. i bet its all laminate haha |
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| Author: | Stuart Gort [ Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:12 pm ] |
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That boy is the anti-luth. |
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| Author: | TonyKarol [ Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:25 am ] |
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Deep in the dark depths of Pennsyl-tucky .... where your Dad drives you to school .. cause you're in the SAME grade .... |
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| Author: | Bill Hodge [ Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:36 am ] |
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TonyKarol wrote: Deep in the dark depths of Pennsyl-tucky .... where your Dad drives you to school .. cause you're in the SAME grade ....
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| Author: | Cocephus [ Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:05 am ] |
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Shucks, y`all, Iffun he was a real man, he`da dun it with mah solidbody `lectric. Then it`d be Gibsum Drain Bamage! I`d make one for his dad, too. (mainly for raising a young`un with that frame of mind). Coe |
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| Author: | John A [ Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:01 am ] |
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funny thing is he cares more about the mailbox than his head. he hit it softer than he hit his head. I guess he values his mail more 
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| Author: | Chris Oliver [ Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:28 am ] |
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...can't wait to pay his health care bill in the near future. - unless - Next stunt: breaking a windshield with head after stopping abruptly due to driving off a bridge. I predict it will only take one blow to break and the youtube video will be much shorter. |
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| Author: | Don A [ Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:36 pm ] |
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It is really easy to explain.....he's the drummer
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| Author: | Corky Long [ Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:18 am ] |
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Who's up for sending him a few banjos?? Kill two birds with one stone.. The other option is to send him a nice custom job with a laminated back of something nice, like three layers of oak or dogwood - say about 200 thou thick in total. Let him try to break that with his head.... |
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| Author: | Darryl Young [ Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:39 am ] |
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Yeah, I'd like the chance to build a guitar "just for him"........  
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| Author: | Randolph [ Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:11 pm ] |
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Well if he wasn't stupid before, he sure is now!! That's TBI material.
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